E G# A B E| G#m| A| B|
e|-----------------7-----4-----5----7---|
B|-----------------9-----4-----5----7---|
G|--9--------------9-----4-----6----8---|
D|--9--6---7---9---9-----6-----7----9---|
A|--7--6---7---9---7-----6-----7----9---|
E|-----4---5---7---------4-----5----7---|
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VERSE 1:
[E] E [G#] G# [A] A
On a Tuesday afternoon
B [E] E [G#] G# [A] A
my mom came in my room and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,
B [E] E
And get a God damn job."
[G#] G# [A] A
So I told her "Hey, hey, fuck you mom
B [E] E
And I threw the phone at her head
[G#] G# [A] A
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
B E
So I slammed the door in her face!
G# A B
Don't ever barge in my room or I'll kick your ass
E G# A
And call the cops and tell them I am abused
B E G# A
And you'll wind up in jail while I snowboard in Vail
B E G# A
No one to post your bail 'cause daddy loves me more
B
He says that you're a
SOLO:
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----9--------9--8-------8--8h9--------------9h11--11/13--11--|
D|-------9-----------9-----------11--11-11-11------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E G# A B
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----9--------9--8-------8--8h9-------------------------------|
D|-------9-----------9-------------7----7-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E G# A B
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---6-6-6\-2---6-6-6\-1---1-1-1/2-----2/4---6-4---------------|
A|---------------------------------4---------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E G# A B
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------6\--2---6-6-6\-1---1-1-1/2-----2/4---6-----------------|
A|---------------------------------4---------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E G# A B
CHORUS:
E G# A B E
You're worthless, You're lazy, You're stupid, a little overweight
G# A B E
Now gimme 20 bucks, mommy you're so worthless
G# A B E
You're lazy, You're stupid, a little overweight
G# A B [B]
Now gimme 20 bucks, now make it 50, bucks
VERSE 2:
(clean guitar)
e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|--------9------------4-------------------------------|
G|------9---9------------4-----------6------------8----|
D|----9--------------6-------------7---7--------9---9--| (x2)
A|--7--------------6-------------7------------9--------|
E|---------------4-------------5------------7----------|
(E|) (G#m|) (A|) (B|)
E G# A B
Now Mom writes me letters, I write return to sender,
E G# A B
Let her rot there in her cell, I watch the dogs mate on her bed
(with distorion again)
E G# A B E
Sorry Mom, I had to pawn your china, silver, and all your jewelry
G# [A] [B] [B] [B] [B] E
I had to eat.. AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!
CHORUS:
G# A B E
You're lazy, You're stupid, a little overweight
G# A B E
Now gimme 20 bucks, mommy you're so worthless
G# A B E
You're lazy, You're stupid, a little overweight
G# A B E
Now gimme 20 bucks, now make it 50, bucks
OUTRO:
(play many times notes with *)
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|---9----8----6----4---(8)9---(11)8--(9)6----4---|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|---7----6----4----2---(6)7----(9)6--(7)4----2---|
E|---*----*----*----*------*-------*-----*----*---|
E G# A B E G# A B
no make it 60 bucks, make it 75 ,why don't you just give me
your whole gad damn purse, I hope you're having fun rotting in jail,
maybe I'll come visit you, nah
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|--(9)--13---9--13---8--8--/9--6----11--13-11----|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|--(7)--11---7--11---6--6--/7--4----9---11-9-----|
E|-------*-------*-------*------------------------|
E G# A B
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|----13---9--13---8--8--/9--6----11--13-11--9..--|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|----11---7--11---6--6--/7--4----9---11-9---7..--|
E|------------*-------*---------------------------|
E G# A B E..
enjoy your stretch in jail